Little Brother: Step-mom, can I sleep in the living room and make a fort?
Step-mom: Ask your dad.
Little Brother: Dad, can I sleep out here tonight?
Dad: No
Step-mom: Why not?
Dad: The snow people from outer space are coming.
Step-mom: What?
Dad: The CD's in the box need to be buried.
Step-mom: Huh?
Dad: LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE, WOMAN!

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